Built by real humans. Not a monkey.
HOW IT WORKS
🙉 Take the short quiz
Answer eight fun & simple questions about how you really procrastinate.
🙈 Meet your monkey
We’ll show you which mischievous pattern is messing with your momentum.
🙊 Tame your monkey
You’ll get tools to shift the habit — without guilt or grind culture.
Procrastination isn’t a flaw.
It’s a sneaky little pattern that shows up like a mischievous monkey, pulling your focus, dodging your deadlines, and messing with your momentum.
What You’ll Receive
A playful but revealing Monkey Type
A breakdown of how your monkey sabotages your momentum
Tools to spot it in the wild — and reclaim your time
You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe.
You’ll never blame yourself the same way again.
